An Arab at the airport immigration counter:
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no…I mean male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes even camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, also cow´s, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn´t that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast…